Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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A newly married couple were in their honeymoon suite [don’t worry, it’s clean!] and the groom gently sat on the bed, shyly looking at his wife. She looked back shyly, too, as she sat near the window, then she continued looking out at the sparkling night stars. “Say,” he said, “would you like to join me over here?” “I would” she replied in her kind way that made her irresistible to him, “but my mother said that this would be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don’t want to miss it!”
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the object of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts . . . He communicates really well and I act like I’m listening.”
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My wife says I never listen . . . or something like that.
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